Punxsutawney Phil’s Retirement

I,Punxsutawney Phil, announce my retirement effective today. Hence force, Spring’s arrival predictions will be held at the West Pole by Texas’s own Bee Cave Bob. I’ve known Bob for a long time, his predictions are right 98.6% of the time. Results will be officiated by the Lone Star Weatherological Society. So mosey on down to Texas next year for a warmer winter break to get your Spring time predictions. Who wants to stand outside in the Pennsylvania winter anyway. I’m headed down to Mexico for retirement, but you may catch me with a bowl of chili on Armadillo Day next year.

—-Click on the West Pole link to learn more about Armadillo Day —

Armadillo Photo: WikiCommons

Jenny Matlock

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4 thoughts on “Punxsutawney Phil’s Retirement

  1. Bee says:

    So clever! I love that he’s moving to Mexico.

  2. Karen S. says:

    Oh so funny, but I have it on the best authority, Phil’s not taking this lying down! He rules, all else drools! Ha ha ha!!!

  3. Tracy says:

    That is brilliant

  4. Naila Moon says:

    LOL-moving to Mexico ey? Funny!

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