“Get set to see the Grand Canyon sights. Please sit back and use your seat belts. This safety policy is in accordance with the Federal Bus Tourist Act. Failing to follow instructions from the attendants violates this act. Notice the emergency exit windows and roof exit with red levers. In the event of an accident or emergency, pull down on the red levers and push out. Please remain together, safely near the bus.
We have a variety products for purchase on the bus, cash only.
Ride Canyon Transportation and beat the heat. We hope you are satisfied with the tour.”
Ok, not really the people in the picture as the prompt asked, but I’ve been looking at taking a bus from Vegas to the Grand Canyon on a short vacation. I since I commute by bus most everyday, including having been in a bus wreck, I could have really gone on more than 100 words. Perhaps another day…