Collection of #VSS from Week of Dec 3, 2012

Primogeniture forced 2 son, Jay, into a life of underground crime after the boys’ parents were killed in an alleged accident.

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Instead of a monkey themed wedding it was a banana of a murder for the Aussie bride; groom just couldn’t handle the monkey business.

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“Good morning evil folk, we have gathered the assembly in the matter of the recent break in, which we believe to be an inside job.”

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As the blizzard waged outside, Karla & Leo huddled under the blankets in the back seat vowing never to travel for the holidays again.

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“Draw the baft, batten down the hatches, weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen!” Polly squawked at all who entered the pet shop.

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The homeless gypsy put away her orb and cards, wrapped up in her table sheet on the park bench for the rest of the night.

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The beautiful birds perched in the trees suddenly attacked the nature photography club. Even birds don’t like paparazzi.

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