Trifextra Week Fifty-Five: How Dry Is It?

“This drought’s killin’ me.”

“It’s so dry my ducks done forgot how to swim.”

“It’s so dry my trees are bent over lappin’ up the water outta the dogs’ bowl.”

“I hear ya.”

———————-33 words———————————

Trifextra: Week Fifty-Five

For this weekend’s challenge we’re asking you to include some hyperbole in your piece.  It doesn’t have to be the whole piece, but it needs to be in there, and we’re looking for 33 words, as usual.

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16 thoughts on “Trifextra Week Fifty-Five: How Dry Is It?

  1. joetwo says:

    One-up-manship! Well written!

  2. Love this! Especially the image of the trees drinking out of the dog bowl. Perfect.

  3. NIcely done, And it answers the question of my leaning trees.

  4. Down home hyperbole! The best kind.

  5. Sandra says:

    I love it when people top each other like that :)

  6. Draug419 says:

    What talented trees (:

  7. SO IS IT DRY ENOUGH FOR YA?
    Hahah last line just nails it.

  8. sourcookies says:

    I am sorry for the ducks!!!

  9. :) Reminds me of those “Yo Mama” jokes.

  10. hillbilly hyperbole? I like it

  11. atrm61 says:

    A winner,this one:-)Great contest-wonder who gets the last word here;-)

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