“This drought’s killin’ me.”
“It’s so dry my ducks done forgot how to swim.”
“It’s so dry my trees are bent over lappin’ up the water outta the dogs’ bowl.”
“I hear ya.”
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Trifextra: Week Fifty-Five
For this weekend’s challenge we’re asking you to include some hyperbole in your piece. It doesn’t have to be the whole piece, but it needs to be in there, and we’re looking for 33 words, as usual.

One-up-manship! Well written!
hehe awesome.
Love this! Especially the image of the trees drinking out of the dog bowl. Perfect.
Haha! Poor ducks…
NIcely done, And it answers the question of my leaning trees.
Down home hyperbole! The best kind.
haha! very good!
I love it when people top each other like that
What talented trees (:
Hehe
SO IS IT DRY ENOUGH FOR YA?
Hahah last line just nails it.
I am sorry for the ducks!!!
hillbilly hyperbole? I like it
A winner,this one:-)Great contest-wonder who gets the last word here;-)
Fantastic dialogue.